The return of Dale the Truck Driver coming in November.

Telling it like it is.

Some New Shinfo

Merging while not looking over your shoulder is dangerous enough. This guy takes it to the next level.

Wasn't this guy in the Guinness Book of World Records?

Shinfo

Who wears an ape suit nowadays?

Why are you speeding then?

Forget what side the stripe is supposed to be on?

Texting? Me photographing you?

Where are you boots, Evel?

Is this karma?

Did you forget what the back door has on it?

Why don't I ever see this when it happens?

Shinfo

(shin-fo) noun.

Information that just isn't needed.

ie. shitty information

(Thank you Every Time I Die)

Septemper 12, 2009

Eight short years ago today while I was traveling south on 169 just about to 394 I had an epiphany. As I was slowing for the people merging in front of me a car racing by on my left slammed on his brakes and somehow cut in front of me and proceeded to exit onto eastbound 394 without hitting or killing anybody. What struck me odd was the two American flags waving from his back windows and his assortment of bumper stickers on his rear window telling me "United We Stand" or "God Bless America" and "We Will Never Forget". As I looked over at Captain America he surprised me again. He gave me the finger and said "fuck you asshole", at least that's what I thought he said as I am no lip reader, just a mere truck driver. In a split second of time I thought to myself, yes, yes, fuck me. Thank you Mr. Patriotic American, you are correct. Thank you for pointing out how un American I am. Then I did something very surprising to myself. I saluted him. I saluted him with all five fingers. I snapped off probably one of the best salutes I ever have, and I was proud of it. Although it was a slight consolation of finding out just how unpatriotic I was.

I should probably mention that this man who dearly loved his country so much in a time of need was driving a Lexus. A car built in Tahara, Japan, who happens to be the last group of people who had the balls to attack us Americans on our own soil on Hawaii in December of 41 and then Alaska about six months later. I wonder what the slogan after that was? Hmmm?

Lest we forget and forget and forget again and again and again.

(Can you find what's wrong here?)

Septemper 11, 2009

I actually heard someone ask today why all the flags were at half mast? First of all it's half staff, a mast is on a ship. Secondly, I am thinking that motto isn't working anymore.

Something else that bugs me. Patriotism in a foreign car.

My odometer at one point today, very eerie.

Enough said.

A fine example of how us Americans treat each other. Pretty much like shit.

Some good tax dollars at work speeding to get behind a truck at a red light.

Yeah, nothing much has changed in the last eight years. We are still the ignorant snobs we have always been.

Good day my fellow Americans.

MIA

Anonymous said...

ur MIA is where ur at.....Whats up Dale????

Yeah, came back from vacation in a sour mood. Traffic doesn't change, still the same old bullshit and I just don't really care at this moment. Probably later I will but 19 more years instead of 9 years of this crap might kill me.

Irish Fair Of Minnesota

Is anybody better than the Dropkick Murphys for a live show?

A Riding Vacation

Anybody recognize where I am.

A Big Mistake

One of the reasons why I am not surprised how people act around me. If they won't stop for a train, they won't stop for a truck. An average LRT weighs 105,000 pounds. A Honda Civic weighs about 3,000 pounds. Very bad odds.

Breaking news!

An update to this story...........

He's dead. (big shock)

Really?

Where do people get their information from? I find it hard to believe that J.C. would show up in Chaska since it's not even mentioned in the bible.

Douche Bags

I have nothing to add.

Red Lights?

This is real good advertising for your company when you just blatantly run a red light.

Why not?

This box decided to take matters in their own hands by turning left when the light turned green. Just amazing.

Too Trusting

If you look at this lady in her mirror you will notice she never once looks in it. A little too busy yapping. And I know, what about me taking pictures? I saw her, she didn't even know I was there, and she's on my blog, I bet I am not on hers.